"Well, I'm still here -- but I don't
know for how long. That's as much
certainty as anyone can give me. but
I've got some good news -- I no
longer have any fear of death.
But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex with me. I'm so
close to the end and all I want is to
get laid for the last time. I have
pornographic movies in my apartment,
and lubricants and amyl nitrate ..."
~Chloe~

"Slide."
~Penguin~

"He [Tyler] was born in a mental institution and he sleeps
only one hour a night"
~Bob~

"He was killed serving project mayhem."
~Angel Face~

"And you! You're too... blonde!"
~Ricky~

"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite
article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'"
~Anthony~

"Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?"
~Boss~

Spacemonkies: "His name is Robert Paulson! His name is
Robert Paulson!"

"They're gonna have to open my pec's again to drain the
fluid."
~Bob~

"My name is Bob."
~Bob~